And by “grass” I mean it hurts a lot.
When I got home from work, I went down the front stairs to pick up the mail. Because of the slipperiness of the stairs and the snow on my boots, about half way down the stairs I slipped and fell. My feet went out from under me and I landed directly on my ass about five stairs below where I was standing. I was on the phone with my friend, who offered to send help, but I declined.
I spoke with my sister and she said to use “moist heat” to treat the pain. Is it just me, but does that sound dirty? I really don’t know what to do. It hurts to sit. It hurts to walk. There is a major throbbing in my backside. The wine isn’t even distracting me.
Does anyone have some moist heat?